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(standing outside Charlton stadium)
NG: Hi there you funky dudes and foxy chicks, this is Norman
Gunston TV Star at Charlton Stadium, you know in London, I'm just
about to speak to that fabulous pop group The Who.
(still outside the stadium... by Keith's limo)
NG: Mr Moon, Norman Gunston, ah from the Norman Gunston Show
KM: Are you Australian?
NG: Yeah that's right
KM: I don't want anything to do with you Australian faggots!
KM: Now will you please leave me alone you great poofta!
NG: I knew you'd...
KM: Leave me alone you fag...
NG: I, oh.. well where...
KM: Where's my dressing room?
(switches inside to some sort of a marquee area)
NG: Mr Entwistle I'm Norman Gunston from the Norman Gunston Show
JE: You must be yeah..
NG: Yes, ha ha, I've just had quick interview with Mr Keith Moon
who's the drummer with your group
JE: You won't have a long one with him yeah.
NG: Yeah, yeah ... I felt like putting him in my pocket and never
letting him fade away you know
(switches back outside by Keith's limo..)
KM: Maybe You need this..
(Keith proceeds to pour champagne over Norman)
NG: No I don't drink, I don't drink...
KM: You Australian slag, piss off!
NG: Ah ahhh.. how do you stop fame and fortune going to your head
NG: That was Mr Keith Moon, the fabulous drummer from the top pop group The Who.... I think he's been sitting in front of amplifiers too long.